New European Food: Saturday Observations

I know when you eat, and what.

I know the moment your eyes open in the morning.

I know who you call by the sound in your voice.

I know how long the phone conversation lasts.

I know when you are approaching home, without your vehicle being seen.

I know when you are getting ready to leave.

I know exactly what you are saying, even if my vocabulary

consists of a few key words in your language.

I stick my nose in your business because I want you to be happy,
not because I don't trust you.

But if you tell me to desist, I will,
because even as I wish to monitor everything you do,

I know the private part of you is inviolate, even to me.

I'm not Big Brother.

I am your Dog.