The Days Fly By So Fast -

I almost missed the last Scotch Night.

“It sloweth age, it strengtheneth youth, it helpeth digestion, it cutteth flegme, it relisheth the harte, it lighteneth the mynd, it quickeneth the spirits, it cureth the hydropsie, it repelleth gravel . . . and trulie it is a sovereigne liquor if it be orderlie taken”.
Raphael Hollinshed,  - Chronicles of England, Scotland, and Ireland, 1577

“There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.”

- William Faulkner

 
“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”

- W. C. Fields quotes

 
“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.”

- H. L. Mencken

 

“The light music of whiskey falling into a glass – an agreeable interlude.”

- James Joyce

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”

 - Mark Twain

  

“For God’s sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. “

- Reginald Maudling