Kraft has purchased Cadbury for $19 billion.
Dear Kraft:
Please to not f*ck up the chocolate, OK? Cadbury's rocks as it is and to start messing with the formulas and recipes would be disastrous. I cannot live without the odd Dairy Milk or the Dark Chocolate Fruit & Nut. Please also don't f*ck with the Creme Eggs and Mini Eggs. Please just don't f*ck with anything.
Thank you.
WC.
